Yes, you got it it - I am talking about the DEVIL RAYS. Of course we can't call them just the "rays"(said with a smile and a cute tilt of the head) especially when they are 2 and half games up. Why did they have to drop the devil from their name - its so lame now. "The Rays" - what is that? rays of sunshine? Its certainly not a devil ray or a manta ray or anything you would want to name your team after. Rays of sunshine lose in every matchup of mascots.
Also on the list is the TRAFFIC CIRCLE. Roundabout? Never. Its always going to be the Traffic circle. Maybe Jacks could do a new slogan - meet me at the traffic circle.
On a darker note - how about "Ethnic Cleansing". Lets just call that what it really is - SLAUGHTER.
And if we turn to KING CORN, there are a myriad of possibilities. "Processed Food" = JUNK FOOD. "Hfcs" = "TCBY"
And finally, how about "partly cloudy" which really is "WE HAVE NO IDEA".
I am sure you have some good examples of this, tell me your favorites.
4 comments:
It appears that someone is channeling George Carlin....
I don't think you understand how important it is NOT to call them the RAYS.
They are indeed the DEVIL rays
so.....time for a new blog and picture! I have pics of us planting the triangle by Spring Ledge...can't email them as my card won't go in my machine anymore. Will bring them to coffee Thurs. 7/17.
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