By an overwhelming 66% of the vote, the orange sectional must be moved to Jacks. Even though the coffee party did not allow Michigan and Florida to vote, the will of the voters must be followed. Surprisingly, two tables and lots of chairs came in second, with 50% of the vote. Pundits were shocked that the people continued to support this alternative after the vehement endorsement of Reverend Wright, Geraldine Ferraro and Jack Diemar. Not surprisingly, no one voted for the so called "April fool's day arrangement" even though Rush Limbaugh urged his listeners to vote for it just to spite the fire side coffee group (otherwise known as the old men swiftboat captains - did you see how quickly they swiftboated the furniture to the other side?)
On Hardball with Chris Matthews, Andrea Mitchell said "the coffee tank organization is planning to use the pressure of super delegates to get the Tilleys to give up the orange sectional. I find it fascinating that the coffee tank organization would take this substantive position. You have to ask why they would put the support of the Tilley Family at risk in this striking move."
The other alternative receiving 16% of the vote was a platform. After the comments made by Hillary Clinton about her crash landing on a Bosnian platform, voters seem to be concerned about the possibility of sniper fire in an exposed situation. According to Tucker Carlson, SR MSNBC correspondent,a platform's credibility was hurt by the position it took on key issues. On the issue of beverage spills, the platform broke with the party, saying beverage spills must be banned, even if it takes a hundred years.
7 comments:
In honor of Charlton Heston, "I'll give you my Company C orange sectional when you take it from my cold, dead hands!"
The coffeetank thought you might take that position, and we are prepared to boycott the Kentucky derby party if necessary. Its very hard on the athletes and horses who have prepared for this for several years, but we can not allow the tilleys to deny democracy in this situation.
The balcony on the house has been fortified with sandbags and a 50 caliber. We have learned from Ed and Elaine Brown and will not let our gaurd down. In Ed's own words: "Never underestimate a man backed into a corner."
There is nothing in the US Constitution that enables you to collect our couch.
BTW...reinforcements from the "Free Sofa" movement are considering settling right here in New Hampshire. We are planning a press conference which will be televised on Channel 10 at 10:45 each evening.
Nice use to "BTW" Old Man Tilley...
This use of the old man Tilley id is so apropos.
Look what happened to ed and Elaine Brown. You can't beat the man. The man always wins...
But then again, I never heard Elaine Brown quote charlton heston... don't underestimate tricia.
OK. . . so I don't have to pay taxes if and only if I come over to the bunker and have yellowtail, homemade guac and chips? Live free or die I say!!! Screw the man!! I just may take it upon myself to carry on the legacy of CH (Charleton Heston for the unindoctrinated) BRING ON THE FEDS!!
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